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Sweet Pick Up Lines For The Guys
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Lets Go Camping
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Me to this hot ass girl: If you woke up in the woods and found a condom in
your ass, would you tell anybody? (Short Pause.) Hot ass girl: No Way!Me:
Wanna go camping?As you can probably guess she did not like that too much, but I
will try it again until it works for me. If you try this one out, Good Luck! And
watch out. This one was sent in by a faithfull User SoMoney
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Magic Watch
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My magical watch here is telling me that you don't have
your panties on... oh... wait... its an hour too fast. Hey Brent does this work haha?
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Pearl Harbor
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Lets play pearl harbor I will lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
This user didnt send in a name but his email address said money and thats
fits these next three pick up links well hahaha!!!!
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Wrong Name
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Fuck me if i'm wrong but isn't your name Gretel?
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Word of the day
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Word of the day is LEGS lets go back to my place and spread the word.
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Play Games
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Do you like games? Lets play sandwich, you spread and I'll jam. Thanks Jason
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Emmerson
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Is your name Emmerson?......Cuz emmerson big tities!
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Parents Retarded
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Are your parents retarded? Because youre so special! Nice AL Nice keep them comming
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Parents Terrorists
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Are your parents terrorists? because your the bomb! Have you used this one AL?
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The Prize Fish
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You-Your like a prize fish. Her-Oh yeah? You-I cant decide wether to mount you or eat you.
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Keg Pants
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Is that a keg in your pants? cuz id sure like to tap that ass!
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Sex and Pizza
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Want to go back to my place, have sex and eat pizza? No. Why you dont like pizza?
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Party Shoes
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There is a party in your shoes why dont we invite your panties on down?
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Reflective Pants
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Is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.
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Legs
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Thats a nice set of legs what time do they open?
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The Twinky
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You remind me of a Twinky every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
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Titantic
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Lets Play Titantic, when I say iceburg you go down.
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Talk Later
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Shall we continue this conversation after sex? have you tried this Brent?
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B. Henry
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Have you heard of the new epedemic called 'B. Henry'
going around? I can inject you with a vaccine if you'd
like. Thanks again Brent
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Anorexic Blow Job
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Are you anorexic?Yeah Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.
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Lost Cherry
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I know I can't have your cherry but can I get the box it came in?
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Lovely Fur
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My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours?
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Hairy Lap
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You know how your hair would look really good? No... In my lap
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Fly a Kite
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Wanna pretend to fly a kite? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
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Sit Here
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(wiping your face), Oh I'm sorry, (wiping your face), let me clear a place for you to sit!
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Cock Farm
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Do you live on a chicken farm (girl says no) well you sure know how to raise cocks
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Squirrels!
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If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
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Lets Box
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Do you wanna box? yeah. Well, get on your hands and knees and give me two blows to the head.
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Beautiful Body
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If i said u had a beautiful body would u hold it against me!!!!???? Thanks Littlemissnave
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See yours HERE!
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Have you pattend your own or did we forget one? See it Here!!! Webmaster@collegedrunkfest.com
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Sweet Pick Up Lines For The Ladies
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I must be wrong
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Fuck me if im wrong but you have a small dick. Thanks Rob
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Show Me Your Power
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Roses are Red, Apples are Sour I'll Spread my legs And you can show me your power.
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Hungry Beaver
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Wanna feed my beaver some wood?
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Dicks
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You know how I am with dicks? I suck at it.
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Want Tourists
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Hi. I'm like a tropical island- hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
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Easy
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I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.
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You're Fine |
Is that a speeding ticket in your
back pocket?" .... "Cause you got
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See yours HERE!
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Have you pattend your own or did we forget one? See it Here!!! Webmaster@collegedrunkfest.com
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