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Lets Go Camping Me to this hot ass girl: If you woke up in the woods and found a condom in your ass, would you tell anybody? (Short Pause.) Hot ass girl: No Way!Me: Wanna go camping?As you can probably guess she did not like that too much, but I will try it again until it works for me. If you try this one out, Good Luck! And watch out. This one was sent in by a faithfull User SoMoney
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Word of the day Word of the day is LEGS lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Play Games Do you like games? Lets play sandwich, you spread and I'll jam. Thanks Jason
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Reflective Pants Is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.
Legs Thats a nice set of legs what time do they open?
The Twinky You remind me of a Twinky every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
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Talk Later Shall we continue this conversation after sex? have you tried this Brent?
B. Henry Have you heard of the new epedemic called 'B. Henry' going around? I can inject you with a vaccine if you'd like. Thanks again Brent
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Lost Cherry I know I can't have your cherry but can I get the box it came in?
Lovely Fur My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours?
Hairy Lap You know how your hair would look really good? No... In my lap
Fly a Kite Wanna pretend to fly a kite? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
Sit Here (wiping your face), Oh I'm sorry, (wiping your face), let me clear a place for you to sit!
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Lets Box Do you wanna box? yeah. Well, get on your hands and knees and give me two blows to the head.
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I must be wrong Fuck me if im wrong but you have a small dick. Thanks Rob
Show Me Your Power Roses are Red, Apples are Sour I'll Spread my legs And you can show me your power.
Hungry Beaver Wanna feed my beaver some wood?
Dicks You know how I am with dicks? I suck at it.
Want Tourists Hi. I'm like a tropical island- hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
Easy I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.
You're Fine Is that a speeding ticket in your back pocket?" .... "Cause you got fine written all over you
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